In 2010 I had far too much to say and not enough people to say it to and so The Mummy Autobiography was created and now no one can shut my big Aussie mouth up.
Ruler of La Maison Jaune, lover of anything pink and girly, sometimes dancer in knickers, and believer in magic and all things that sparkle.
Mostly crunchy, and not in the stepping on rice bubbles kind of way, mother to two; Bluey, the outgoing, intelligent, bubbly six year old, and Greenie; the shy, energetic, affectionate three year old.
Tolerant and most of the time lover of Mr Black, the handy type of bloke who finally put a ring on it!
I sometimes write about important things. Sometimes not.
I write the occasional segment about my transformation from the ugly duckling into…well not quite the swan, but definitely something else.
With an irregular series called "The Black Files" this is a no holds bar personal blog about my journey as a mother and beyond.
Trying to break free from the bounds of social anxiety one blog post at a time.
Sealed, to keep the pink bits fresh.
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